Men’s argument: It is female, because you’d probably end up spending half your money on accessories for it.

Women’s argument: It is male because, first, if you want it to do anything, you have to turn it on. Second, it’s supposed to solve problems but half the time is the problem itself. Most importantly, as soon as you commit to one, you realise if you’d waited a little longer, you’d have gotten a much better model.

(Watch by Robert Sawyer)