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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>22 year old cynic, born and bred in Singapore. Dog and food lover. Always grumpy like a granny.</description><title>Granny Rants</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @grumpyoldgranny)</generator><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The Game of Thrones Houses as Modern Corporations.
Genius.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9add118eca613be9af854dd69b045a75/tumblr_mn32uu0lP01qzkebto2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90d3831efa15e782433192cefdd2e3f5/tumblr_mn32uu0lP01qzkebto4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/650bbdb4378c9da70ea5191f81abd2cf/tumblr_mn32uu0lP01qzkebto3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f20a3bd3ab4bf1232f608cb9dfb54c70/tumblr_mn32uu0lP01qzkebto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45dbffb122184eb84b9193ced0ad2052/tumblr_mn32uu0lP01qzkebto5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c8328d18268ded0b5783ec488ae09a3/tumblr_mn32uu0lP01qzkebto6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Game of Thrones Houses as Modern Corporations.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Genius.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50890316749</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50890316749</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:18:30 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I am not the first choice.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And sometimes that kills me inside. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TV shows portray it repeatedly for a reason. Ted left Victoria for his first choice Robin, Stella left Ted for her first choice Tony. Ross left Emily for his first choice Rachel. If you have a first choice, your first choice will always be your first choice. Every other person who comes along is just&amp;#8230; not your first choice. One day, if and ever your first choice chooses you, you will drop whoever it is and pick your first choice. It&amp;#8217;s your first choice, after all. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you have any pride and logic at all, you&amp;#8217;d be someone&amp;#8217;s first choice. Never go for anything less. You will regret it the day everything collapses, the day the first choice comes to kick you out. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50557955385</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50557955385</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:57:00 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This is relevant because I’m playing Pokemon White...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80303a57742c8d80e3ceafeeadf74ffa/tumblr_mmjwlpIQYY1r7c13zo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is relevant because I’m playing Pokemon White currently.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50557079778</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50557079778</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:41:27 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>olgie13:
“This gorgeous Hälssen &amp; Lyon calendar is made of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8b7c5574506d0bc0867cd81cfd19cd0/tumblr_mmjt7aXB0n1qivty9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc54f021c1e1999c1e065e2dc3e9dd3e/tumblr_mmjt7aXB0n1qivty9o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34f0658a90da234444a4fd07b8ac55be/tumblr_mmjt7aXB0n1qivty9o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90ae7055f15c8c1691bcd0b55d9c8773/tumblr_mmjt7aXB0n1qivty9o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f5b7101e22555b2cc331067c2c5cdf0/tumblr_mmjt7aXB0n1qivty9o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://olgie13.tumblr.com/post/50033589652/this-gorgeous-halssen-lyon-calendar-is-made-of" target="_blank"&gt;olgie13&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;“This gorgeous Hälssen &amp; Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262411201</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262411201</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:23:46 +0800</pubDate><category>no words for this</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08527ced53e458dc5937452121e12bba/tumblr_mlwae6S4Yw1qap92lo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262298545</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262298545</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:22:02 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/997b28a42f14fbc77a830eb355ec1880/tumblr_mli60qkPOT1r71c34o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/359334d7140356c10d17f6f8e7e7f386/tumblr_mli60qkPOT1r71c34o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/849634dd95538cb5daeb25438c226a79/tumblr_mli60qkPOT1r71c34o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b01369fb7c587cc80d2431a4de6a4cf/tumblr_mli60qkPOT1r71c34o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262291503</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262291503</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:21:56 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>paralol:

I love when your dog just lets you sit there to pet...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marwk4wzfj1r8dkylo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marwk4wzfj1r8dkylo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paralol.tumblr.com/post/44190002074/i-love-when-your-dog-just-lets-you-sit-there-to" target="_blank"&gt;paralol&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I love when your dog just lets you sit there to pet them. You don’t necessarily know if they are enjoying. But they love you enough to just sit there with you for a bit. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262257912</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262257912</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:21:25 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>
cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdfeb52be9b0a95383c6a7c45ff9d525/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7bb64b8f65d3f654f516da1d945c1fbc/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/804780f043143b54e99ed974cbc9846f/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/56db2e728796f50b9199f2369240bfa2/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4caf736e5247ea59d5bff5c1ce97032/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2590b0c739bd2660b990f49fd528a994/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db2dbd454a0263cf3e807d046a5e7341/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/073092776e2aeff0641960e1108f16bb/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_5NUv-IilE" target="_blank"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262224833</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50262224833</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:20:55 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I keep telling myself,</title><description>&lt;p&gt;get through these shitty episodes on your own. Hold your own hand. Calm your own mind with your own voice. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But I can&amp;#8217;t. I really, really can&amp;#8217;t. I reach out desperately for help every single time&amp;#8230; Even before my mind has time to think. I abandon any resolve I had to cope on my own, and  fervently cling onto any support I can find. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is not me. I need to get better. I really should see a specialist.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50096158135</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/50096158135</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 00:38:29 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fcdf0ecbb45845158669e7444c46757/tumblr_mm88bxYFKT1qzkebto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49767215902</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49767215902</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 19:10:23 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I have decided that there are some thoughts I simply have to live with. They won&amp;#8217;t go away no...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have decided that there are some thoughts I simply have to live with. They won&amp;#8217;t go away no matter how much I analyse them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s turtles all the way down. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668858716</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668858716</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:20:14 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of..."</title><description>“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Augusten Burroughs&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668699553</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668699553</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:18:01 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>conflictingheart:

New Zealand kite maker, engineer and inventor...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86592413aa67bef534d253737aaad7e4/tumblr_mm7fj8K81E1qztsrto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conflictingheart.tumblr.com/post/49538615931" target="_blank"&gt;conflictingheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;New Zealand kite maker, engineer and inventor &lt;a href="http://www.peterlynnhimself.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Peter Lynn&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href="http://www.peterlynnkites.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Peter Lynn Kites&lt;/a&gt; created a realistic looking &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.peterlynnkites.com/?p=1168" target="_blank"&gt;Blue Whale&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; show kite that measures up to the actual Blue Whale marine mammal, with a 100 foot length and detailed overall design. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668663363</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668663363</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:17:30 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah0rgBLB21qakrdzo1_r2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668648727</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668648727</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:17:19 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4879d47c0f0cb606ba8f9114627fbeb/tumblr_mma6xzUZZX1qiuiebo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668640365</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668640365</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:17:13 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Love is a verb, not a noun. It is active. Love is not just feelings of passion and romance. It is..."</title><description>“Love is a verb, not a noun. It is active. Love is not just feelings of passion and romance. It is behavior. If a man lies to you, he is behaving badly and unlovingly toward you. He is disrespecting you and your relationship. The words “I love you” are not enough to make up for that. Don’t kid yourself that they are.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Susan Forward, &lt;em&gt;When Your Lover Is a Liar&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668614424</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49668614424</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:16:50 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a286f49c45240a9ec75a2232793b3cd9/tumblr_mlzjd04mtP1r0l8l7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e74545f25d8b2c14a0491928367c276/tumblr_mlzjd04mtP1r0l8l7o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed9424c6b9822d75e895e86232198966/tumblr_mlzjd04mtP1r0l8l7o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ee5f57effcbd63bfc68569cf74b6324/tumblr_mlzjd04mtP1r0l8l7o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49592249083</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49592249083</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 21:59:46 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb37a127c814299bee2eb097ff819941/tumblr_mg9havYGd51qefj6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49592225323</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49592225323</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 21:59:21 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88b3d204ffc426d57a6b038b7a1cd151/tumblr_mm87zuSjBa1qzkebto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49513135074</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49513135074</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 22:23:54 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I should only enrich your life. My presence should not cause you to miss something from before I was...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I should only enrich your life. My presence should not cause you to miss something from before I was here. My being should bring you forward, add on to whatever you already have and cherish. I cannot be an impedance in any way. I cannot stand for it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is that so difficult to understand?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49503247709</link><guid>http://grumpyoldgranny.tumblr.com/post/49503247709</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 18:06:00 +0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
